The first attempt without planning it ( we never plan it btw)

One day I was in a MSN conversation with my good old friend Tiago and a friend of his.
There are a lot of personalities that me and my friend impersonate. And if you find something saying "Seeker" that's his friend, Tiago Dorez (its obvious) and The Way I Am (its me). Just for you to know it. [Attention, if you are too religious (of any kind)you shouldn't read this.] Its your call. There is some formatation of the Messenger registry, sorry. well. enjoy it.

Jesus: awww... :c
Seeker of da: who the fuck is baphomet?
The Way I Am: ...
Tiago Dorez: you ignorant
Baphomet: you dont know who I am?
Satan, Hades, Lucifer, Jesus: crr…
Tiago Dorez: they are laughing like hell...
Seeker of da: they are in hell –‘
Tiago Dorez: I KNOWZ! Pun definitely intended
Hades: Hey Jesus!
Jesus: What?
Satan: Leave!
Jesus: Be gone satan!
Satan: If I dont?
Jesus: Im tellin my father!
Shamu: Hi there!
Hades, Baphomet, Lucifer: huhu
Lucifer: aww.. not shamu again...
Jesus: HEY THERE SHAMPOO!
Hades, Lucifer, Satan, Baphomet: crr
Shamu: WHAT'S GOIN' OUWN!?!?
Hades: Poker night
Shamu: Can I join?
Satan: You haz big stakes?
Shamu: Bigger than your dick!
Satan: Oh yeah?
Shamu: yeah!

Baphomet: going to pee. Brb
Lucifer: Going with ya.
Jesus: that's a sin! Im tellin!
Shamu: *fish slap on jesus*
Baphomet: *slaps jesus*
Jesus: Why you guys did that for?
Baphomet: Why you still here? Watcha gonna do?
Jesus: I forgive you! ;3
Baphomet: ... Im starting to like this guy...
Baphomet: Hey jesus.
Jesus: what? ;3
Baphomet: *SLAPS HIM WITH A SMELLY TROAT*
Jesus: I forgive you!
Seeker of da: *slaps u* bye;3
Satan: Seeker!
Satan: May a goat grow up in your asshole.
Lucifer: Ouch...
Seeker of da: that would be painful
Baphomet: What's a goat?...
Jesus: They're cute!
Shamu: I remember the last time I grew in someone's asshole...
Hades: *slaps jesus*
Hades, Baphomet, Satan, Lucifer and Me: See ya.
Jesus: Sleep tight. Dont forget your prayers. And remember. My dad loves you very! :3 <3
Seeker of da: ill say fuck those two .!.
Jesus: Dont say that.. you gonna make me cry... 
Jesus: but its okay. I forgive you. I love youuu! <3
Seeker of da: -_-
The Way I Am: are we possessed?´
Tiago Dorez: dunno
Hades: dunno. Are they?
Tiago Dorez: are we?
The Way I Am: o.o STOP THAT
Tiago Dorez: o__o YOU STOP IT
Satan: SHUT UP! YOU ARE! SAME DEMON! SAME SHIT!
Lucifer: how the hell did you do that?
Satan: Exactly.
Baphomet, Hades, Lucifer: awwww...
Jesus: I dont get it... :|
Shamu: Come to new papa! :awe: *grabs Jesus*
Jesus: You pedophile!
Jesus: I forgive you!
Shamu: *fish slap*
Satan: what the hell?...
Tiago Dorez: Shamu is a fish isn't he?
Baphomet: amm.. no.. he is not?...
Lucifer: he is.. wait..
Satan: Baphomet. what the hell? You dont even know what you are.
Baphomet: IM EVIL!
Satan: No you're not. the stink you leave in the bathroom. now that's evil.
Shamu: Let's say, I'm a "it". There. Case closed.
Lucifer: pffui..
Satan, Lucifer, Baphomet, Hades: OMG! He is
gay!
Jesus: What is the meaning of "gay"
Shamu: YOU'RE GAY!
Jesus: ;o I wanna be gay too!
Satan: whos gonna tell him?
Hades: I wont...
Shamu: Lucifer is...
Lucifer: Na ha. Count me out... I like him this way...
Baphomet: can I ? can I? PLEASE PLEASE!
Satan: no!
Baphomet: aww...
Death: WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?
Satan, Hades, Lucifer, Baphomet: DEATH! :D
Jesus: Death.. : c
Jesus: My dad has forbidden me to play with you. : c
Hades: So! Death! When you send more mortals to my Kingdom?
Death: I sent you three this morning!
Hades: Three?
Baphomet: Im out.
Hades: Double the bet.
Death: ...Jesus... Go hang my coat please..
Hades: No you did not.
Jesus: Cant... Thats unsanitary.
Death: *slaps* What did I tell you about desobeying me?
Satan: Jesus... I want you to do me a little favor...
Jesus: That I’m a bad boy... : (
Jesus: but I forgive you! ;3
Jesus: Satan, you were saying?
Death: Is he always such a pain in the ass?
Shamu: I'm out
Baphomet, Hades, Lucifer: Oh yeah
Satan: Go see if Im in the corner please. And wait till you see me.
Jesus: Sure thing!
Satan: Thank you ^^
Jesus: *goes*
Satan: THANK GOD!
Shamu: BLASPHEMY! *slaps*
The Way I Am: Baphomet, Lucifer, Hades: :|
GOD : yes?
Satan: Nothing. sorry.
GOD : Its okay satan.
GOD : Say.. have you seen my son?
Hades, Lucifer, Satan: Nope.
Baphomet: He is in the co.. *Hades slaps him*
Baphomet: Ouch! Why you did that for?
Shamu: *starts to raise fin*
Death: *stops him and nods negatively*
Hades: Shut the fuck up!
GOD : Well.. that boy of mine... I must be gone now... I need to bless america... Goodbye.
Satan: see ya.
Zeus: You called?
George W. Bush: Did someone say, America?
Hades: Bro! Nevermind! Wrong turn!
Zeus: Curses you satan... *begone*
Satan: George! My Friend!
Satan: Long time no seen!
Bush: Hey, Satan!
Bush: Haven't seen you since 9/11
Satan: Nonsense. you saw me in the elections.
Lucifer: And I did the work.
Bush: Oh yeah, I remember that. Oh, is that... poker?
Satan, Lucifer, Baphomet: NOES!
Hades: YES!
Bush: Can I join?
Hades: Sure.
Jesus: SATAN! ITS RAINNING OUTSIDE! CAN I GO IN?
Satan: NO! STAY THERE!
Jesus: But...
Satan: NO BUT! WAIT FOR ME!
Shamu: How can it be raining in hell?
Jesus: Okay! But do something with this rain!
Satan: fine! *strikes him with a lightning*
Hades, Lucifer, Baphomet, Satan: Hehe..
Satan: It just does. Okay?
Shamu: Kay...
Hades: Bush. you haz money?
Death: I fold
Lucifer: Yeah.. me too..
Bush: Does the entire american budget count as money?
Satan: OMG.. you're broke...
Shamu: You haz no power over that anymore... Obama does...
GOD : you called?
Satan: NO!
Satan: You aint my GOD!
GOD : ...
Zeus: Who ranged?
Hades: No one bro!
Lucifer: What smells like rotten fish?
*everybody looks at Shamu*
Shamu: Hey, don't look at me! I bathed today!
Hades: its not shamu...
Poseidon: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IMPORTANT?! WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT?
Zeus: Hey big brother.
Hades: Hey there.
Shamu: And I ain't a fish! I'm a mammal!
Baphomet: *looks at Shamu's game*
Baphomet: ALL IN!
Shamu: Hey! *fish slap*
Poseidon: NO! SHAMU!
Shamu: Eek! Oh hi there, Mr. Poseidon sir
Poseidon: Has your GOD, I can convict that sin...
Shamu: How's the lovely wife? ;3
Poseidon: Was caught by Portuguese fishermen...
Shamu: Oh... Sorry about that... BTW, I can't to work monday. I haz a cold
God: feeling left out here... Imma going...
Zeus: Yeah... me too... see ya'll
Poseidon: what the?... how can you get a cold?
Shamu: It's the F Flu
Bush: Much like the F Bomb
Satan: HEY! I MADE THE F BOMB!
Lucifer: The hell you did...
Satan: fine! we did!
Lucifer: That's more like it!
Baphomet: CRAP! DEATH! WHAT THE HELL?
Baphomet: you farted!
Death: What?
Death: No I didn't!
Baphomet: Oh yes you did!
Death: No I didn't! It was Hades!
Satan: *sigh* fine. *flamethrowers near death's ass*
Satan: Nothing
Satan: *flamethrowers near Hades ass*
Satan: nothing.
Death: ... Then who the hell farted?
Hades: Death.. Im gonna kill you.. kill you
Death: Sorry, bro... We cool?'till you die from it...
Satan: *flamethrowers near Baphomet's ass*
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Bush: I smell cooked fish...
Ala: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
Satan: Fart test.
Ala: again?
Ala: THOUGHT IT WAS THOSE DAMN SUICIDE BOMBERS AGAIN AND.. oh... hey.. bush...
Bush: Hey, Ala. How's it hanging?
Ala: Ask Saddam.. he knows it...
Satan: crr
Lucifer: Gonna grab some beers...
Death: Help me pick up mah bones...
Hades: Going with ya.
Baphomet: Gonna check on jesus.
Death: Im bored to death...
Bush: ...*slaps*
Ala: *slaps bush*
*baphomet helps death picking up its bones*
Shamu: *slaps everyone with his mighty fin*
Satan: ... shamu...
Satan: your ass is on fire...
Satan: *burns it*
Shamu: Wut? AAAAAH GOD!!!! MAH ASS!
GOD : ...
Zeus : ...
Poseidon: ...
Buda: ...
Vishnu: ...
Ganesh: …
Ares: ...
Death: Are we fucked?
Satan: WHAT THE HELL?!
Death: Exactly!
Satan: Next time anyone says "GOD" oh something like that! Im going to send the stupid fuck to heaven.
GOD : Wait? Which heaven?
Ala: Yeah.. mine is crowded...
Tiago Dorez: Bush: Jewish heaven
Moises: Wha? Who called?
Ganesh: I haz no heaven. Reincarnation!
The Way I Am: Satan: ...
Satan: That's it... Too much holyshit ‘round here.
Satan: *gets up*
Satan: *picks up cerebrus*
Satan: GO! CEREBRUS! KILL! STRIKE!
Shamu: Hello, doggie! *pets*
*expells every goodie too shoes*
Shamu: WHO'S A GOOD BOY? 8D WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
Satan: Now! Can we play poker?
Satan: btw, he likes fish.
Shamu: AAAAAAAAAAAH! OH MY GOD!
Death: WHAT THE HELL, SHAMU! NOT AGAIN!
Satan: *Sent shamu into jewish heaven* THERE
Shamu: What the crap? Oh hey Moises.
Moises: ...
Moises: you eat pork?
Shamu: ...I'm a fish...
crap... you dont eat pork...
Moises: *sigh* you can stay
*meanwhile in catholic hell, the poker game continues*
Death: I'm out
Bush: Yeah me too, man
Baphomet: Rise the stakes.
Satan: you're bluffin...
Lucifer: Im out.
Baphomet: oh yeah? Rise it then.
Satan: grr...
Satan: *I need to think smart... no interrumptions...*
Jesus: HI EVERYBODY!
The Way I Am: Satan: SON OF A BITCH!
Death: Jesus... What happened to that I gave you?
Jesus: what assignment?
Death: You were supposed to go look for smart italian men
Jesus: amm...
Jesus: you know that's impossible...
Jesus: Italians are extinct...
Death: Exactly...
Jesus: Im not that dumb...
Death: Damn...
Bush: LOOK JESUS! A SHINY PENNY!
Jesus: WHERE? Wait a minute! It can't be!
Bush: *pretends to throw something out the door*
Jesus: If there were any penny, you would be chasing it!
Satan: you're getting smarter kid.
Jesus: thanks!
Satan: SHUT UP!
Jesus: oki dokie..
Tiago Dorez: I'm getting kinda sleepy
Satan: No you arent
Tiago Dorez: Yeah? Who the hell are you?
Satan: Exactly!
The Way I Am: Jesus: Go to sleep my child... you need to rest... I will come along with you...
Tiago Dorez: EW! NO!
Tiago Dorez: I like to sleep alone thank you
Jesus: Im going to protect you from this evil beeings...
Satan, Lucifer, Baphomet, Death, Hades: ROFLMAO!!!!!
Jesus: what's so funny?
Bush: Yeah... ha ha ha...
The Way I Am: I think someone is missing...
Death: you sent shamu to jewish heaven...
The Way I Am: poseidon left?
Poseidon: Yes!
The Way I Am: Wait, wha?
Poseidon: yes, I left
The Way I Am: When?
Poseidon: I went pooping...
The Way I Am: You dont have an ass..
Poseidon: ... I went to the fishbowl. ok?
Satan: Which fishbowl?...
Poseidon: that one.
*points to nothing*
Satan: There is no fishbowl there...
Death: OMG! INVISIBLE FISHBOWL!
Poseidon: going to jewish heaven... se how is
eh doing...
The Way I Am: DUDE! ITS ALA!
Tiago Dorez: WHERE?
The Way I Am: Satan: Ala, need your ass here. come here.
Ala: What?
Satan: Whispers *
Ala: *sigh* fine!
Ala: Jesus, come with me...
Jesus: Yei! Field trip!
Ala: *sigh*
*goes to the back of Satan's house*
Lucifer: what the?...
Death: o__o
Jesus: What the? *CUFF*
Ala: *CUFF*
Satan: There.
Lucifer: o_o
[02:42:58] Tiago Dorez: Death: DUDE! IT'S MY DAY OFF! I CAN'T POINT
HIM WHERE TO GO!
[02:43:10] The Way I Am: Satan: you dont have a replacement?
Lucifer: Hey Tiago.
[02:43:32] Tiago Dorez: Death: I had one once
Hey there
[02:43:46] The Way I Am: Lucifer: Sent Chuck Norris to help Death
[02:43:53] Tiago Dorez: Kay
[02:43:56] The Way I Am: Satan, Hades, Baphomet: :|
[02:43:56] Tiago Dorez: HEY CHUCK!
GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
Norris: Yes?
Go help Death. He needs to lead Jesus way
[02:43:56] Tiago Dorez: Norris: Fine... *goes*
You know what they say about him
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris
has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
[02:45:08] The Way I Am: Satan: CURSES THAT RANDOM FACT GENERATOR! SO
SICK OF IT!
Satan: CHUCK NORRIS SUCKZ!
[02:45:08] The Way I Am: *everybody left the room leaving satan alone*
Satan: Where are you going?
Satan: what the hell?..
[02:45:42] Tiago Dorez: *Chuck Norris second fist hits him right in
the face*
[02:45:57] The Way I Am: Satan: *dead*
Satan: *reappears in hell*
[02:45:57] The Way I Am: Satan: Aww! Common!
*everybody is behind the couch* :|
[02:46:27] Tiago Dorez: Death: You expected to go to heaven?
[02:46:39] The Way I Am: Satan: Y... No...
: c
[02:46:55] Tiago Dorez: good thing it wasn't Mr. T...
[02:47:05] The Way I Am: Mr. T: Watcha talking about fool?
Lucifer: :|
[02:47:22] Tiago Dorez: Oh nothing, Mr. T. Nothing, let me clean your
shirt ;3
[02:47:26] The Way I Am: Mr. T: Remember me fools? I was B.A. Baracus!
Mr. T: fine.
[02:47:42] Tiago Dorez: *cleans*
[02:47:43] The Way I Am: Mr. T: Pitty my shirt!
[02:47:50] Tiago Dorez: *pities it*
[02:48:02] The Way I Am: Lucifer: need more beer...
[02:48:02] The Way I Am: Hades: Hey! :|
Baphomet: What the ?
Satans: What is going on?
[02:48:31] Tiago Dorez: Satans?
OMG
[02:48:36] The Way I Am: Hades: Its the pope outside. :|
[02:48:36] Tiago Dorez: YOU HAVE A BROTHER?
[02:48:45] The Way I Am: Satan: Yes
Satan: Its GOD... ya big dummie...
[02:49:09] Tiago Dorez: I think the phone line is cut...
I've been saying OMG over and over again
and they don't say a thing...
[02:49:30] The Way I Am: Satan: I realized that. He gave up on you.
[02:49:34] Tiago Dorez: *In heaven*
*GOD is tied to a chair*
So... we meet again, Mr. Bond
GOD: Who the hell is Mr. Bond!?
[02:49:55] The Way I Am: GOD : FOR MY SAKE! IM NOT MR BOND!
(that will do too.. go on. sorry)
[02:49:55] The Way I Am: JESUS: *armed with rifle* Leave my father
alone...
[02:50:20] Tiago Dorez: I'm done over here
*John Cena spears Jesus*
What the hell man?
[02:50:43] The Way I Am: John Cena spears ? x'D
in heaven? x'D
Satan: you called?
[02:51:00] Tiago Dorez: he's on a business trip
[02:51:05] The Way I Am: Satan: its chilly up here..
Baphomet, Hades: You called?
Lucifer: sorry. Im late, who rang?
[02:51:05] The Way I Am: Satan: where is death?
[02:51:43] Tiago Dorez: Death: Over here! *zipping his fly*
[02:51:44] The Way I Am: *death is drinking beer and text messaging*
o.o
a tua eh melhor
x'D
[02:51:56] Tiago Dorez: crr
[02:52:05] The Way I Am: Satan: what were you doing?
[02:52:14] Tiago Dorez: Death: ...Nothing...
[02:52:25] The Way I Am: Satan: you smell like lubre...
Baphomet: o.o what is lubre?
[02:52:45] Tiago Dorez: *everyone looks to a bush and see a muscled
guy coming out of there*
[02:52:45] The Way I Am: Hades: *whispers in his ears*
[02:52:54] Tiago Dorez: *they look back at death*
o__o
[02:52:54] The Way I Am: Baphomet: OMG!!!
GOD : YES! IM HERE! RELEASE ME FROM THIS DAMN CHAIR!
[02:53:09] Tiago Dorez: Death: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
*everyone backs away*
[02:53:28] The Way I Am: Lucifer: :|
Baphomet: ewww... death...
[02:53:38] Tiago Dorez: *meanwhile Jesus F-Us John Cena*
[02:53:44] The Way I Am: x'DDDDx'DDD
x'DDDDx'DDD
tou mesmo a imaginar isso x'D
[02:53:53] Tiago Dorez: crr
[02:54:32] The Way I Am: *referee makes the 3 count but only gets 2
and a half. Jesus is holding a steel chair.*
Baphomet: What's a vagina?..
[02:54:32] The Way I Am: Lucifer: I slightering pain.
Satan: No. That's an engina
[02:55:11] Tiago Dorez: *Vin Diesel hits Jesus with a steel chair out
of nowhere, sending him flying to the back of the cloud*
[02:55:12] The Way I Am: Lucifer: and what did he asked?
Satan: Vagina
[02:55:17] Tiago Dorez: Where did that come from?
o__o
[02:55:20] The Way I Am: Lucifer: aww... crr
[02:55:20] The Way I Am: Vin diesel?
:|
[02:55:45] Tiago Dorez: yeah
He's on a business trip too
[02:55:55] The Way I Am: oh..
scary stuff...
[02:55:55] The Way I Am: demons, devils, bad asses..
and then the funny stuff..
jebus, bush.. death
xD
[02:56:23] Tiago Dorez: Who's jebus?
[02:56:28] The Way I Am: Jesus: me!
[02:56:37] Tiago Dorez: Jebus: I'M ZEH EVIL BROZER OF JESUS!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAH
[02:56:38] The Way I Am: *gets beaten by vin diesel*
[02:56:43] Tiago Dorez: o__o
[02:56:55] The Way I Am: Jesus: You hurt me! But I forgive you!
Diesel: GOOD!
[02:57:02] Tiago Dorez: Jebus: I MUST FLEE NOW! AUF WIEDERSEHEN!
*wooosh*
[02:57:04] The Way I Am: *beats the shit out of him*
GOD : *zzzz...*
[02:57:04] The Way I Am: Baphomet: JEBUS!
[02:57:34] Tiago Dorez: Jebus: ja?
[02:57:40] The Way I Am: Baphomet: x'DDDD perai
x'DDD
[02:57:47] Tiago Dorez: wut?
o__o
[02:57:50] The Way I Am: toume a rir x?D
x'D
[02:57:53] Tiago Dorez: what's so funny?
[02:57:57] The Way I Am: Jebus: Ja? x?D
x'D
[02:58:00] Tiago Dorez: crr
[02:58:05] The Way I Am: x'DDDD
[02:58:05] The Way I Am: Baphomet: Saturday, we goez bowling?
[02:58:29] Tiago Dorez: Jebus: Yes! I'll take Hitler!
[02:58:39] The Way I Am: Baphomet: Hitler?..
[02:58:57] Tiago Dorez: Jebus: Ja. He wanted to go bowling with us for
while now
vhile*
[02:59:12] The Way I Am: Baphomet: he cant bawl... he cant lift the
damn ball! HE MORE USELESS THEN JESUS!
vhile? o.o?
[02:59:23] Tiago Dorez: yes
German accent
...
[02:59:29] The Way I Am: oh..
I dont speak german..
nevermind
xD
[02:59:37] Tiago Dorez: me neither...
[02:59:39] The Way I Am: x'DD
move on
[02:59:50] Tiago Dorez: Jebus: I must flee now! *wooosh*
*disappears into thin air*
[03:00:11] The Way I Am: Satan: What the HELL is thin air?
[03:00:27] Tiago Dorez: Death: I don't know. But it sounds important..
[03:00:31] The Way I Am: *INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! BLASPHEMY
SPOTTED!*
[03:00:37] Tiago Dorez: Lucifer: ... We ain't talking to you no more,
death...
Death: aww...
[03:00:43] The Way I Am: *archangels surrounding the area*
*snipers pointed to everyone*
Everybody: What the?
[03:00:43] The Way I Am: Officer Archangel Nº 3252 reporting a
blasphemy sitatuion. Come in God. Over! *pzzt*
Lucifer: Whats going on?Jesus: I forgive you!
;3Hades: *slaps jesus* GOD : zzzzzz.... *pzzt*
...
[03:01:42] Tiago Dorez: Bush: *headshot on one of the archangels*
Counter-Strike sound: Headshot!!
Bush: THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!
The Way I Am: *everybody starts shooting*
Tiago Dorez: wait, why are we fighting? Up here we're
immortals...
The Way I Am: *Lucifer is clipping his nails, satan is
scratching his ass, baphomet is looking at himself in the
mirror and pressing zits while hades reads the newspaper*
The Way I Am: Bush: you're right!
Bush: *steals a celestial weapon*
Bush: Here ya be.
Tiago Dorez: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OMG
The Way I Am: wait wait
Bush: *B, 4, 3. B, 1, 4..,.,.,.*
Bush: there! GO GO GO!
Tiago Dorez: Hey where's Norris and T?
And Ala?
The Way I Am: and vin?
Tiago Dorez: And Cena?
The Way I Am: jesus?
god?
GOD : *zzzzz..*
Jesus: :Q
Tiago Dorez: *they look at the far corner of the room and
see an orgy*
The Way I Am: DIesel: ;3
Tiago Dorez: o__o
The Way I Am: Mr. T and Norris: *staring at each other*
OMG
NOES!
:|
DUDE! DISGUSTING!
Tiago Dorez: **With women*
The Way I Am: DUDE! DISGUSTING! :|
Tiago Dorez: what?
The Way I Am: orgy
*sigh*
Tiago Dorez: I knows...
Tiago Dorez: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OMG
MENTAL PICTURE
The Way I Am: *pulls tiago from an arm and gets into the
orgy*
Tiago Dorez: OKAY
The Way I Am: ;3
Tiago Dorez: WE'LL GO WITH YOUR IDEA!!
The Way I Am: AND WE DID
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE!
Tiago Dorez: o__o
The Way I Am: SEXY PARTEH!
x'D
The Way I Am: butt smex
The Way I Am: YESSUM! ;3
AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!
Tiago Dorez: *muscled guy appears near death*
Tiago Dorez: Guy: Wanna join? :awe:
The Way I Am: Hades: looking at god iz making me drowzy...
Tiago Dorez: Death: ... Meh...
The Way I Am: Baphomet: shut up! shut up! shut up! ZIT!
ZIT! ZIT!
The Way I Am: Satan: *scratching his balls*
Lucifer: Hey.. Hades, borrow me the newspaper.
Tiago Dorez: This whole story is gettin' weird...
The Way I Am: Nah
Fred: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! ITS FREEEEEEEED!! :|
ok..
Tiago Dorez: O__O
The Way I Am: now it is..



[we suck at endings btw.. XD]